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Whacking

Posted by remistevens on January 14, 2013

Filthy Kitchen is back fuckers! Get your latest useful something or other! Be mildly entertained/disturbed for a minute or so. This one is about how to get things down from up high.

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Garbage Can Coaching

Posted by remistevens on January 10, 2011

Motivational video to help get your waste management affairs in order.

Jim Smetchland’s Rating: C
“I think of the time and effort it took you to come up with and do this- not to mention filming and editing etc. . . .Why couldn’t you just take the fucking trash out?!?”

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Garbage Bag Chair: Quick Tip

Posted by remistevens on January 21, 2010

Whether you’re a home owner, renter or squatter, furnishings are more than just a status symbol, they are a daily source of comfort and relaxation. By following Remi’s simple demonstration, an unused corner will not only become a practical seating niche, but your living quarters will be cleaned in the process.
For a more experimental look, try using a clear garbage bag.

Jim Smetchland’s Rating: C
“Just because you sit on it, doesn’t mean its a chair. . . . Is that a butt crack?”

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QuickTip: Chopping and Dicing

Posted by remistevens on August 19, 2009

Have a look at The Advantage of a Dull Knife for More on This Topic. The greatest part of this technique is that you will only dirty the knife and your hands. Luckily both can be quickly cleaned with a quick pant wipe. quick.

This method is also featured in episode #3!

Jim Smetchland’s Rating A+
“Ok this one works! Anything can be cut this way, and you have full control over separation size and almost nothing gets dirty. . . .Perfect, hassle free chopping and dicing. . ..but why not cut above a plate instead of a workbench with old cheese and raw meat?”

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Quick Tip: How to Remove a Hot Light Bulb

Posted by remistevens on July 17, 2009

The other option, of course, is to wait a minute.

Jim Smetchland’s Rating F
“Someone is asleep at the wheel here. This wasn’t funny or clever.”

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The Advantage of a Dull Knife

Posted by remistevens on July 17, 2009


Whoops! I slipped while cutting up an apple. No big deal though, luckily I was using a dull knife. Keep a sharp knife around, sure. There are some things only a sharp knife will do, but for everyday use you want the dullest safest knife you can find. I find cheap short serrated steak knives work best. You can get through pretty much anything with sawing, and its safe enough to use your own hand as a cutting board.

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Have a home riddled with children or animals? You certainly shouldn’t have sharp knives lying around in convenient locations. A knife should be easy to get at, but safe to keep where you’re keeping it. Those special knives you use to cut jack-o-lanterns are going to be perfectly harmless if your child or pet were to swallow one.

Separate a pair of $1 plastic safety scissors. Your get 2 great dull knives for $1!

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If you’ve only got sharp knives, and have no budget for the above suggestions. You can dull your knife by altering the angle you use on your sharpening stone. Keeping the knife perpendicular to the surface of the stone while you sharpen will give you a flatter, duller cutting edge. Also, if you need to, your knife can easily be dulled in the same fashion against brick, concrete or metal.

Many people who’ve never been stabbed, mistakenly fear the sharp knife. In illustrations they always put that little star by the point of a knife to make it look sharp and menacing. You’ll find, however, that getting stabbed with a dull knife is actually more painful. A sharp knife can be in and out its victim leaving only a smoothly cut entry point- the dull knife gets a bit messy. Think how intruders might feel if they see you’re brandishing a dull knife- a seasoned criminal is going to know all about getting stabbed.

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Other knifings you wouldn’t want a sharp knife for: bottle opener, balloon shaver, tooth pick, back scratcher, q tip.

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