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Kwik Koffee

Posted by remistevens on March 15, 2011

Formed out of necessity, filthy kitchen delivers the 1st of many coffee recipes.

Jim Smetchland A-
“Holy shit, that’s not bad!! A little gross but it works. . .I just go to the drive-through when the machine breaks”

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Branded Steaks

Posted by remistevens on January 30, 2011

All this hot January weather! Remi takes it to the BBQ.

Jim Smetchland’s Rating: C
“This was clearly unsuccessful. Clever editing builds pseudo cooking competency, Martha would be proud!”

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Laundry Tips for Fresh Smell

Posted by remistevens on July 17, 2009

Laundry Tips
Remember this principle works in reverse as well. You could take a clean article of clothing and make it dirty by spending time in the dirty pile. If anything, this form of osmosis is even more efficient than the one that cleans for you. This is why we’ve stressed the importance of pile separation. A mixing of piles can very quickly render clean clothing useful only for informal attire.

—Try just sneaking your dirties into clean piles or dryers at the laundromat, be quick, save some change.

Jim Smetchland’s Rating C-
“If the clothes are clean, why are they on the floor? Won’t floor contaminate the pile? Especially with that giant greasy black cat around. I have trouble swallowing the ‘science’ of this one, but I’ll give it a try.”

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