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Tech Tip: Monitor Enhancement

Posted by remistevens on October 3, 2010

With this quick technique, you can get a bigger display and a more worthwhile computer experience. Similar to overclocking your processor, this monitor upgrade is a %100 external repair.

Jim Smetchland Rating D
“Pull it closer, seriously? Yea, i guess that works”

Special Thanks to Mark Lojewski! Viewer suggestions are the lifeblood of the creative industry.

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Tech Tips – Tethering

Posted by remistevens on October 1, 2010

Filthy Kitchen is Back!!! With a whole new set of somewhat useful instructional videos featuring mild entertainment. Remi’s been spending a lot of time behind the controls at Mess Of Wires Sudios lately- part of the downsizing and budget reducing. Boney the steve is now the in house chef, accountant and chauffeur. The gold records are now being used as dinner plates. . . . These Tech Tips are are great for everybody who works with technology and its applications.

Manager Jim Smetchland’s Rating: D-
“Hey, I liked it, I just don’t know why I’ve had to wait so fucking long to see a new video!”

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Quick Tip: Light Speed Clean

Posted by remistevens on February 5, 2010

Hi Everybody! Been getting some really funny comments and commentary over on the Filthy Kitchen Youtube Channel, have a look!

If cleanliness is next to godliness and that’s somewhere you want to be, just follow Remi Stevens advice. In this tip, Remi illustrates a quick and easy method to virtually eliminate mess with zero effort.

Manager Jim Smetchland’s Rating: D-
“Turning of the lights, really? Is that all you’ve got for us this time? I mean, we know how to turn off lights- why does there need to be an instructional video? Sometimes I’m ashamed to be associated with this project. . . .”

YouTube Commentary:
“I tried this, but fell and cut my elbow. How do I clean up all the blood/stop the bleeding?”
pookiehohn
“I just don’t get it…at night this works fine but at day it does nothing….totally bizarre…”
EVHisgodyoumuppet

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Quick Tip: Strata Theory

Posted by remistevens on January 27, 2010

As a champion of the filthy lifestyle, Remi Stevens has developed strategies to help you navigate and identify patterns in your own debris. This quick tip departs a scientific approach that will drastically reduce search times when looking for lost items.

Jim Smetchland’s Rating: D+
“Here’s a quick tip, clean the place and you’ll find everything. How was this useful? Shortest vid ever! The only thing that saved you was the attempt at political commentary- burning oil fields. Not sure of the relevance though. . . .”

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