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Whacking

Posted by remistevens on January 14, 2013

Filthy Kitchen is back fuckers! Get your latest useful something or other! Be mildly entertained/disturbed for a minute or so. This one is about how to get things down from up high.

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Stud Finder

Posted by remistevens on January 13, 2013

Also not mentioned is the listening method. Tap the wall with your fist, places that have a higher pitched sound and hurt more are studs.

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Kwik Koffee

Posted by remistevens on March 15, 2011

Formed out of necessity, filthy kitchen delivers the 1st of many coffee recipes.

Jim Smetchland A-
“Holy shit, that’s not bad!! A little gross but it works. . .I just go to the drive-through when the machine breaks”

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Branded Steaks

Posted by remistevens on January 30, 2011

All this hot January weather! Remi takes it to the BBQ.

Jim Smetchland’s Rating: C
“This was clearly unsuccessful. Clever editing builds pseudo cooking competency, Martha would be proud!”

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Garbage Can Coaching

Posted by remistevens on January 10, 2011

Motivational video to help get your waste management affairs in order.

Jim Smetchland’s Rating: C
“I think of the time and effort it took you to come up with and do this- not to mention filming and editing etc. . . .Why couldn’t you just take the fucking trash out?!?”

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Garbage Bag Chair: Quick Tip

Posted by remistevens on January 21, 2010

Whether you’re a home owner, renter or squatter, furnishings are more than just a status symbol, they are a daily source of comfort and relaxation. By following Remi’s simple demonstration, an unused corner will not only become a practical seating niche, but your living quarters will be cleaned in the process.
For a more experimental look, try using a clear garbage bag.

Jim Smetchland’s Rating: C
“Just because you sit on it, doesn’t mean its a chair. . . . Is that a butt crack?”

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Quick Tip: Universal Remote

Posted by remistevens on December 1, 2009

In a world with more remote controlled products than minutes in the day, Remi Stevens’ reveals a quick, affordable tip to consolidate your remote controls. Following this simple advice enables you to live longer without leaving your couch.

Jim Smetchland’s Rating: B-
“Is it me or were there some real techwological differences with this vid. The audio seems all out of sync or something, and did you call your remotes the ‘holy trinity’? That’s just offensive. I’m being a little lenient with regards to the score here however, since this one technically works- if you don’t give a shit what your stuff looks like!”

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Quick Tip: Turn Your Sink Into a Dishwasher

Posted by remistevens on November 6, 2009

Remi Stevens demonstrates a hands-free approach to washing dishes. All you’ll need for this one is a sink and your dirty – soon-to-be-clean – dishes. Remi Stevens’ “environmental” approach uses no chemicals, only water.

Jim Smetchland’s Rating D-
“Just a warning this is not recommended if you are the least bit ecologically concerned. Can you imagine how much water this wastes, are you actually recommending people do this? . . . . . I highly doubt this even works. . . . . You wore the same shirt last time, real creative guys!”

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Quick Tip: Water Bottle Faucet

Posted by remistevens on September 21, 2009

Make sure you have a tight sealing cap. Air can’t come in the top to replace water that would leave out the bottom, so water doesn’t leave. Its the same reason you put two holes in large pourable containers- air and water use different holes reducing the glug, glug, glug.

Jim Smetchland’s Rating D+
“The production team let me down entirely on this project. It was hard to see, the ‘science’ wasn’t particularly intersting, and the overall feel was cheap. The last scene seemed cut short to hide the fact that the contraption didn’t work. And of course you need a tap to make this tap so what’s the point?”

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Quick Tip: Home Defense

Posted by remistevens on September 7, 2009

Keep an eye open for the upcoming article: “The Appearance of Security” for more information. Other options not mentioned in this presentation might include neck biting dogs and shooting people with guns.

Jim Smetchland’s Rating C+
“I suppose this is mildly useful. Nothing wrong with having enough fire extinguishers and such- not sure if that empty 80 year old extinguisher is up to code though. . . .Also not sure if I’ve got a spear around here anywhere; I generally just shoot intruders with guns.”

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