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Tech Tip: Monitor Enhancement

Posted by remistevens on October 3, 2010

With this quick technique, you can get a bigger display and a more worthwhile computer experience. Similar to overclocking your processor, this monitor upgrade is a %100 external repair.

Jim Smetchland Rating D
“Pull it closer, seriously? Yea, i guess that works”

Special Thanks to Mark Lojewski! Viewer suggestions are the lifeblood of the creative industry.

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Tech Tips – Tethering

Posted by remistevens on October 1, 2010

Filthy Kitchen is Back!!! With a whole new set of somewhat useful instructional videos featuring mild entertainment. Remi’s been spending a lot of time behind the controls at Mess Of Wires Sudios lately- part of the downsizing and budget reducing. Boney the steve is now the in house chef, accountant and chauffeur. The gold records are now being used as dinner plates. . . . These Tech Tips are are great for everybody who works with technology and its applications.

Manager Jim Smetchland’s Rating: D-
“Hey, I liked it, I just don’t know why I’ve had to wait so fucking long to see a new video!”

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Quick Tip: Light Speed Clean

Posted by remistevens on February 5, 2010

Hi Everybody! Been getting some really funny comments and commentary over on the Filthy Kitchen Youtube Channel, have a look!

If cleanliness is next to godliness and that’s somewhere you want to be, just follow Remi Stevens advice. In this tip, Remi illustrates a quick and easy method to virtually eliminate mess with zero effort.

Manager Jim Smetchland’s Rating: D-
“Turning of the lights, really? Is that all you’ve got for us this time? I mean, we know how to turn off lights- why does there need to be an instructional video? Sometimes I’m ashamed to be associated with this project. . . .”

YouTube Commentary:
“I tried this, but fell and cut my elbow. How do I clean up all the blood/stop the bleeding?”
pookiehohn
“I just don’t get it…at night this works fine but at day it does nothing….totally bizarre…”
EVHisgodyoumuppet

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Quick Tip: Strata Theory

Posted by remistevens on January 27, 2010

As a champion of the filthy lifestyle, Remi Stevens has developed strategies to help you navigate and identify patterns in your own debris. This quick tip departs a scientific approach that will drastically reduce search times when looking for lost items.

Jim Smetchland’s Rating: D+
“Here’s a quick tip, clean the place and you’ll find everything. How was this useful? Shortest vid ever! The only thing that saved you was the attempt at political commentary- burning oil fields. Not sure of the relevance though. . . .”

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Quick Tip: Turn Your Sink Into a Dishwasher

Posted by remistevens on November 6, 2009

Remi Stevens demonstrates a hands-free approach to washing dishes. All you’ll need for this one is a sink and your dirty – soon-to-be-clean – dishes. Remi Stevens’ “environmental” approach uses no chemicals, only water.

Jim Smetchland’s Rating D-
“Just a warning this is not recommended if you are the least bit ecologically concerned. Can you imagine how much water this wastes, are you actually recommending people do this? . . . . . I highly doubt this even works. . . . . You wore the same shirt last time, real creative guys!”

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Quick Tip: Water Bottle Faucet

Posted by remistevens on September 21, 2009

Make sure you have a tight sealing cap. Air can’t come in the top to replace water that would leave out the bottom, so water doesn’t leave. Its the same reason you put two holes in large pourable containers- air and water use different holes reducing the glug, glug, glug.

Jim Smetchland’s Rating D+
“The production team let me down entirely on this project. It was hard to see, the ‘science’ wasn’t particularly intersting, and the overall feel was cheap. The last scene seemed cut short to hide the fact that the contraption didn’t work. And of course you need a tap to make this tap so what’s the point?”

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Quick Tip: Home Defense

Posted by remistevens on September 7, 2009

Keep an eye open for the upcoming article: “The Appearance of Security” for more information. Other options not mentioned in this presentation might include neck biting dogs and shooting people with guns.

Jim Smetchland’s Rating C+
“I suppose this is mildly useful. Nothing wrong with having enough fire extinguishers and such- not sure if that empty 80 year old extinguisher is up to code though. . . .Also not sure if I’ve got a spear around here anywhere; I generally just shoot intruders with guns.”

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