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Tech Tip: Monitor Enhancement

Posted by remistevens on October 3, 2010

With this quick technique, you can get a bigger display and a more worthwhile computer experience. Similar to overclocking your processor, this monitor upgrade is a %100 external repair.

Jim Smetchland Rating D
“Pull it closer, seriously? Yea, i guess that works”

Special Thanks to Mark Lojewski! Viewer suggestions are the lifeblood of the creative industry.

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Tech Tips – Tethering

Posted by remistevens on October 1, 2010

Filthy Kitchen is Back!!! With a whole new set of somewhat useful instructional videos featuring mild entertainment. Remi’s been spending a lot of time behind the controls at Mess Of Wires Sudios lately- part of the downsizing and budget reducing. Boney the steve is now the in house chef, accountant and chauffeur. The gold records are now being used as dinner plates. . . . These Tech Tips are are great for everybody who works with technology and its applications.

Manager Jim Smetchland’s Rating: D-
“Hey, I liked it, I just don’t know why I’ve had to wait so fucking long to see a new video!”

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Quick Tip: Light Speed Clean

Posted by remistevens on February 5, 2010

Hi Everybody! Been getting some really funny comments and commentary over on the Filthy Kitchen Youtube Channel, have a look!

If cleanliness is next to godliness and that’s somewhere you want to be, just follow Remi Stevens advice. In this tip, Remi illustrates a quick and easy method to virtually eliminate mess with zero effort.

Manager Jim Smetchland’s Rating: D-
“Turning of the lights, really? Is that all you’ve got for us this time? I mean, we know how to turn off lights- why does there need to be an instructional video? Sometimes I’m ashamed to be associated with this project. . . .”

YouTube Commentary:
“I tried this, but fell and cut my elbow. How do I clean up all the blood/stop the bleeding?”
pookiehohn
“I just don’t get it…at night this works fine but at day it does nothing….totally bizarre…”
EVHisgodyoumuppet

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Quick Tip: Strata Theory

Posted by remistevens on January 27, 2010

As a champion of the filthy lifestyle, Remi Stevens has developed strategies to help you navigate and identify patterns in your own debris. This quick tip departs a scientific approach that will drastically reduce search times when looking for lost items.

Jim Smetchland’s Rating: D+
“Here’s a quick tip, clean the place and you’ll find everything. How was this useful? Shortest vid ever! The only thing that saved you was the attempt at political commentary- burning oil fields. Not sure of the relevance though. . . .”

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Quick Tip: Universal Remote

Posted by remistevens on December 1, 2009

In a world with more remote controlled products than minutes in the day, Remi Stevens’ reveals a quick, affordable tip to consolidate your remote controls. Following this simple advice enables you to live longer without leaving your couch.

Jim Smetchland’s Rating: B-
“Is it me or were there some real techwological differences with this vid. The audio seems all out of sync or something, and did you call your remotes the ‘holy trinity’? That’s just offensive. I’m being a little lenient with regards to the score here however, since this one technically works- if you don’t give a shit what your stuff looks like!”

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