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Kwik Koffee

Posted by remistevens on March 15, 2011

Formed out of necessity, filthy kitchen delivers the 1st of many coffee recipes.

Jim Smetchland A-
“Holy shit, that’s not bad!! A little gross but it works. . .I just go to the drive-through when the machine breaks”

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Branded Steaks

Posted by remistevens on January 30, 2011

All this hot January weather! Remi takes it to the BBQ.

Jim Smetchland’s Rating: C
“This was clearly unsuccessful. Clever editing builds pseudo cooking competency, Martha would be proud!”

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Hot Dog Spool

Posted by remistevens on January 2, 2011

Pushing the limits of edibility, FK is back with a new full episode. 6 hot dogs fast, very fast. At some point this was requested, so its got that going for it too!

Jim Smetchland’s Rating: B
“Looks like clever, not so clever, editing to me. I don’t think you really ate those dogs!”

“This borders on useful” – Tamara

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Full Episode: Pickled Lunch

Posted by remistevens on November 1, 2010

Everything you need for lunch in one place, you can even drink the brine as your beverage! Remi is glad to be back making full episodes again! Here’s a meal that’s packed to track! Pickled lunch: organize, consolidate, carry and consume!

Jim Smetchland’s Rating: B-
“Well, at least its back to cooking instead of all that other bullshit. Is that really how you pickle?”

“Also business is spelled wrong and the ratios given don’t make sense- 20 parts of salt!”

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Episode 3: Hamburgers with Bacon

Posted by remistevens on August 10, 2009

Ah the new kitchen, beautiful. Hoping this one will last me a few show’s worth, but we’ll see.

Did you notice. The Onion was put back in the “fridge” using fingers that touched raw bacon. Luckily that onion rotted and was discarded. He’s full of shit.

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Episode 2: Cheese and Macaroni

Posted by remistevens on July 17, 2009

ugh, gross. I remember this one really sucked. . . .but its food.

Marcus asleep on a chair there somewhere, this was 4am-ish. Read the rest of this entry »

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Episode 1: Pizza

Posted by remistevens on July 17, 2009

This was back in the old place. Its completely boarded up now defiantly still standing at Bathurst and Dupont, we left most of our stuff there after the fire, robbery, flood etc. . . . …

I miss having a kitchen window i was allowed to throw garbage out of.

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