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    Posts Tagged ‘comedy’

    Quicktip: New Countertops!

    Posted by remistevens on November 29, 2010

    Home Remivations, quick and easy. New countertops anywhere just about anytime!

    Jim Smetchland’s Rating: C
    “You do realize the finite nature of your space right? This is only a temporary, ugh. . ., fix”

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    Quick Tip: Keeping Ants

    Posted by remistevens on November 13, 2010

    If you have an excess of non-edible items on your floor, spray them with sugary liquid to soak and make them more palpable.

    Jim Smetchland’s Rating: D
    “This is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen”

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    Quick Tip: Universal Remote

    Posted by remistevens on December 1, 2009

    In a world with more remote controlled products than minutes in the day, Remi Stevens’ reveals a quick, affordable tip to consolidate your remote controls. Following this simple advice enables you to live longer without leaving your couch.

    Jim Smetchland’s Rating: B-
    “Is it me or were there some real techwological differences with this vid. The audio seems all out of sync or something, and did you call your remotes the ‘holy trinity’? That’s just offensive. I’m being a little lenient with regards to the score here however, since this one technically works- if you don’t give a shit what your stuff looks like!”

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    Quick Tip: Turn Your Sink Into a Dishwasher

    Posted by remistevens on November 6, 2009

    Remi Stevens demonstrates a hands-free approach to washing dishes. All you’ll need for this one is a sink and your dirty – soon-to-be-clean – dishes. Remi Stevens’ “environmental” approach uses no chemicals, only water.

    Jim Smetchland’s Rating D-
    “Just a warning this is not recommended if you are the least bit ecologically concerned. Can you imagine how much water this wastes, are you actually recommending people do this? . . . . . I highly doubt this even works. . . . . You wore the same shirt last time, real creative guys!”

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    Quick Tip: Water Bottle Faucet

    Posted by remistevens on September 21, 2009

    Make sure you have a tight sealing cap. Air can’t come in the top to replace water that would leave out the bottom, so water doesn’t leave. Its the same reason you put two holes in large pourable containers- air and water use different holes reducing the glug, glug, glug.

    Jim Smetchland’s Rating D+
    “The production team let me down entirely on this project. It was hard to see, the ‘science’ wasn’t particularly intersting, and the overall feel was cheap. The last scene seemed cut short to hide the fact that the contraption didn’t work. And of course you need a tap to make this tap so what’s the point?”

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    Quick Tip: Home Defense

    Posted by remistevens on September 7, 2009

    Keep an eye open for the upcoming article: “The Appearance of Security” for more information. Other options not mentioned in this presentation might include neck biting dogs and shooting people with guns.

    Jim Smetchland’s Rating C+
    “I suppose this is mildly useful. Nothing wrong with having enough fire extinguishers and such- not sure if that empty 80 year old extinguisher is up to code though. . . .Also not sure if I’ve got a spear around here anywhere; I generally just shoot intruders with guns.”

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    Man Rising

    Posted by remistevens on July 17, 2009

    Another Goofy video Craig and I did a few years back.

    That was the Manning street basement. The landlord was an old guy who came in unannounced while i was sleeping and unscrewed my light bulbs to save on his hydro.

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