Remi reviews the best spray cleaning products.
Cameo Alert! This FK video has some Craig!
Jim Smetchlands Rating: F
“huh!?!…..Ugck!”
Posts Tagged ‘cleaning’
Spray Cleaner
Posted by remistevens on February 24, 2011
Posted in Non-Cooking, Quick Tips | Tagged: clean, Cleaner, cleaning, cleaning house, cleaning kitchens, cleanup, home clean, home cleaning, kitchen clean, kitchen cleaner, kitchen cleaning, spray, spray bottle, spray bottle cleaner, spray bottle cleaners | 4 Comments »
Dirty Laundry Dusting
Posted by remistevens on February 7, 2011
Really the title alone says it, but watch the video if you need. . . .
Jim Smetchland’s Rating: B+
“Not bad really! Its ecological, efficient, cheap and easy. I just couldn’t bring myself to give it an A cause Remi, I can’t imagine how dirty your laundry is and wouldn’t want it touching anything. Final line should have been ‘just be sure its not Remi’s laundry or your everything might end up smelling like garbage and puke!”
Thanks to Grace for this great concept!
Posted in Non-Cooking, Quick Tips | Tagged: bizarre kitchen, cheese, clean, cleaning, Cooking, dirt, dirty, dirty dishes, dirty kitchen, dirty laundry, disgusting, disgusting kitchen, dust, dust bunnies, duster, dusters, dusting, filth, filthy, gross, gross cooking, gross kitchen, kitchen mess, laundry, mess, mess in the kitchen, messy, messy kitchen, not clean, unclean, weird kitchen, work | Leave a Comment »
Quicktip: New Countertops!
Posted by remistevens on November 29, 2010
Home Remivations, quick and easy. New countertops anywhere just about anytime!
Jim Smetchland’s Rating: C
“You do realize the finite nature of your space right? This is only a temporary, ugh. . ., fix”
Posted in Non-Cooking, Quick Tips | Tagged: bizarre kitchen, cheese, clean, cleaning, comedy, comedy cooking show, Cooking, counter, counters, counterspace, dirty dishes, dirty kitchen, disgusting, disgusting kitchen, filth, filthy, floor, floors, gross, gross cooking, gross kitchen, kitchen, kitchen mess, kitchens, making room, making space, mess, mess in the kitchen, messy, messy kitchen, new space, not clean, prep, preparation, room, unclean, weird kitchen, work, work space, working space | Leave a Comment »
Quick Tip: Keeping Ants
Posted by remistevens on November 13, 2010
If you have an excess of non-edible items on your floor, spray them with sugary liquid to soak and make them more palpable.
Jim Smetchland’s Rating: D
“This is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen”
Posted in Non-Cooking, Quick Tips | Tagged: bizarre kitchen, cheese, clean, cleaning, cleaning floor, cleaning floors, comedy, comedy cooking show, Cooking, dirty dishes, dirty kitchen, disgusting, disgusting kitchen, filth, filthy, floor, floors, gross, gross cooking, gross kitchen, kitchen mess, mess, mess in the kitchen, messy, messy kitchen, not clean, unclean, weird kitchen, work | Leave a Comment »
Tech Tip: Monitor Enhancement
Posted by remistevens on October 3, 2010
With this quick technique, you can get a bigger display and a more worthwhile computer experience. Similar to overclocking your processor, this monitor upgrade is a %100 external repair.
Jim Smetchland Rating D
“Pull it closer, seriously? Yea, i guess that works”
Special Thanks to Mark Lojewski! Viewer suggestions are the lifeblood of the creative industry.
Posted in Quick Tips, Tech Tips | Tagged: big screen, bolg, cleaning, clutter, cluttered, electronic, electronic music, electronica, filthy kitchen, free electronica, free instrumental, free instrumentals, free music, free soundtrack music, free streaming, free weird music, funny clip, funny clips, funny vid, funny video, funny videos, hoarder, hoarders, instrumental music, junk, lots of junk, mess, messy, messy apartment, monitor, music, odd music, remi, Remi stevens, remi stevens blog, screen, soundtrack music, streaming, the filthy kitchen, trash, tv | Leave a Comment »
Tech Tips – Tethering
Posted by remistevens on October 1, 2010
Filthy Kitchen is Back!!! With a whole new set of somewhat useful instructional videos featuring mild entertainment. Remi’s been spending a lot of time behind the controls at Mess Of Wires Sudios lately- part of the downsizing and budget reducing. Boney the steve is now the in house chef, accountant and chauffeur. The gold records are now being used as dinner plates. . . . These Tech Tips are are great for everybody who works with technology and its applications.
Manager Jim Smetchland’s Rating: D-
“Hey, I liked it, I just don’t know why I’ve had to wait so fucking long to see a new video!”
Posted in Non-Cooking, Tech Tips | Tagged: bolg, cleaning, clutter, cluttered, electronic, electronic music, electronica, filthy kitchen, free electronica, free instrumental, free instrumentals, free music, free soundtrack music, free streaming, free weird music, funny clip, funny clips, funny vid, funny video, funny videos, hoarder, hoarders, instrumental music, junk, lots of junk, mess, messy, messy apartment, music, odd music, remi, Remi stevens, remi stevens blog, soundtrack music, streaming, the filthy kitchen, trash | Leave a Comment »
Quick Tip: Light Speed Clean
Posted by remistevens on February 5, 2010
Hi Everybody! Been getting some really funny comments and commentary over on the Filthy Kitchen Youtube Channel, have a look!
If cleanliness is next to godliness and that’s somewhere you want to be, just follow Remi Stevens advice. In this tip, Remi illustrates a quick and easy method to virtually eliminate mess with zero effort.
Manager Jim Smetchland’s Rating: D-
“Turning of the lights, really? Is that all you’ve got for us this time? I mean, we know how to turn off lights- why does there need to be an instructional video? Sometimes I’m ashamed to be associated with this project. . . .”
YouTube Commentary:
“I tried this, but fell and cut my elbow. How do I clean up all the blood/stop the bleeding?”
- pookiehohn
“I just don’t get it…at night this works fine but at day it does nothing….totally bizarre…”
- EVHisgodyoumuppet
Posted in Non-Cooking, Quick Tips | Tagged: cleaning, clutter, cluttered, funny clip, funny clips, funny vid, funny video, funny videos, hoarder, hoarders, junk, lots of junk, mess, messy, messy apartment, trash | Leave a Comment »
Quick Tip: Strata Theory
Posted by remistevens on January 27, 2010
As a champion of the filthy lifestyle, Remi Stevens has developed strategies to help you navigate and identify patterns in your own debris. This quick tip departs a scientific approach that will drastically reduce search times when looking for lost items.
Jim Smetchland’s Rating: D+
“Here’s a quick tip, clean the place and you’ll find everything. How was this useful? Shortest vid ever! The only thing that saved you was the attempt at political commentary- burning oil fields. Not sure of the relevance though. . . .”
Posted in Non-Cooking, Quick Tips | Tagged: cleaning, clutter, cluttered, funny clip, funny clips, funny vid, funny video, funny videos, hoarder, hoarders, junk, lots of junk, mess, messy, messy apartment, trash | Leave a Comment »
Multi-Tasking
Posted by remistevens on December 16, 2009
Alright, I know some people preach this as the greatest upgrade in efficiency since the mechanical man. Multitasking is pretty fantastic, but its position in the hierarchy of efficiency must be considered. If you multi-task poorly, you risk doing a crappy job of any of your particular tasks. But more importantly, poor multitasking can interfere with your efficiency and lengthen the time it takes to finish.
Walking Vending Machines!
Not sure if the coke vending robot is real, but It makes sense to me that the first robot walking on the streets would be a vending machine. Either vending machines or meter maids, they’ve both been on the streets for years just waiting to get mobile.
Wait, multi-tasking. Example: You need to make a call, clean some dishes and make a pizza. The call will take 15min, the dishes will take 30mins and the pizza with preparation time will take 60min. So long as making the call and washing the dishes don’t cause you to spend more than 60min overall, multitasking is welcomed. The trick is to finish the time crucial elements of the longest task immediately as they come up. Prep and ovenize the pizza, wash the dishes during cooking, make the call during dishes, pull the pizza out to cool at the 55min mark, eat on schedule. Sure you’re switching gears and that’s inadvisable, but in the pizza scenario it can be done safely and responsibly. The idiot who finishes up the call and the dishes first realizes he’s still got to wait another hour until he eats!
Computer ‘multitasking‘, you’re checking email while listening to music and downloading 30 movies. But, a computer is only ever actually able to do one thing at a time, it just goes back and forth between tasks so fast you can’t tell. Multiple processor computers are multitasking i suppose, but each processor only ever handles a single string of ones and zeros. Its all just switches people, everything in the digital world is made up of switches no more complex than the one you use to turn on the bathroom light. The monitor asks the processor to flip 2 million switches so it can display a pic of a rose, the mouse is asking for 60000 bathroom switches to be thrown so a right click can be registered, it goes on and on. . . .The processor’s inbox is a scattered mess, but it still doesn’t ever flip more than a single switch at once. Computers do not multi-task, they just switch gears unbelievably fast and efficiently.
Human Multitasking; are you really multing your tasks? Isn’t every task really getting done in a new manner and therefore being something other than what you’d initially set out to do? I mean, if you were to multi-task trampolining with going to the toilet, the two tasks intercede and you end up with an entirely new behaviour that is more than the sum of the two. The term works, sure, you are doing ‘multiple’ things. Not only that, both of the initial objectives are completed, you really did both jump and poop. But be careful, the tasks themselves change when you multi-task. Getting it all over yourself isn’t a common objective for going to the bathroom, nor is this standard trampolining procedure. To ensure he’s doing what he set out to do, a good multi-tasker must differentiate good and bad combinations.
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