Remi reviews the best spray cleaning products.
Cameo Alert! This FK video has some Craig!
Jim Smetchlands Rating: F
“huh!?!…..Ugck!”
Posts Tagged ‘clean’
Spray Cleaner
Posted by remistevens on February 24, 2011
Posted in Non-Cooking, Quick Tips | Tagged: clean, Cleaner, cleaning, cleaning house, cleaning kitchens, cleanup, home clean, home cleaning, kitchen clean, kitchen cleaner, kitchen cleaning, spray, spray bottle, spray bottle cleaner, spray bottle cleaners | 4 Comments »
Dirty Laundry Dusting
Posted by remistevens on February 7, 2011
Really the title alone says it, but watch the video if you need. . . .
Jim Smetchland’s Rating: B+
“Not bad really! Its ecological, efficient, cheap and easy. I just couldn’t bring myself to give it an A cause Remi, I can’t imagine how dirty your laundry is and wouldn’t want it touching anything. Final line should have been ‘just be sure its not Remi’s laundry or your everything might end up smelling like garbage and puke!”
Thanks to Grace for this great concept!
Posted in Non-Cooking, Quick Tips | Tagged: bizarre kitchen, cheese, clean, cleaning, Cooking, dirt, dirty, dirty dishes, dirty kitchen, dirty laundry, disgusting, disgusting kitchen, dust, dust bunnies, duster, dusters, dusting, filth, filthy, gross, gross cooking, gross kitchen, kitchen mess, laundry, mess, mess in the kitchen, messy, messy kitchen, not clean, unclean, weird kitchen, work | Leave a Comment »
Garbage Can Coaching
Posted by remistevens on January 10, 2011
Motivational video to help get your waste management affairs in order.
Jim Smetchland’s Rating: C
“I think of the time and effort it took you to come up with and do this- not to mention filming and editing etc. . . .Why couldn’t you just take the fucking trash out?!?”
Posted in Non-Cooking, Quick Tips | Tagged: bizarre kitchen, chair, cheese, clean, Cooking, dirty kitchen, disgusting, disgusting kitchen, filth, filthy, funny, funny home, garbage, gross, gross cooking, gross kitchen, home, kitchen mess, mess, mess in the kitchen, messy, messy kitchen, not clean, tips, unclean, waste management, waste management solutions, waste solutions, weird kitchen | Leave a Comment »
Hot Dog Spool
Posted by remistevens on January 2, 2011
Pushing the limits of edibility, FK is back with a new full episode. 6 hot dogs fast, very fast. At some point this was requested, so its got that going for it too!
Jim Smetchland’s Rating: B
“Looks like clever, not so clever, editing to me. I don’t think you really ate those dogs!”
“This borders on useful” – Tamara
Posted in Cooking, Full Episodes | Tagged: bizarre kitchen, cheese, clean, Cooking, dirty dishes, dirty kitchen, disgusting, disgusting kitchen, dog, filth, filthy, frank, frankfurter, franks, gross, gross cooking, gross kitchen, hot dog, kitchen mess, lunch, mess, mess in the kitchen, messy, messy kitchen, not clean, pickles, salt, sausage, unclean, weiner, weiners, weird kitchen, work | Leave a Comment »
Quicktip: New Countertops!
Posted by remistevens on November 29, 2010
Home Remivations, quick and easy. New countertops anywhere just about anytime!
Jim Smetchland’s Rating: C
“You do realize the finite nature of your space right? This is only a temporary, ugh. . ., fix”
Posted in Non-Cooking, Quick Tips | Tagged: bizarre kitchen, cheese, clean, cleaning, comedy, comedy cooking show, Cooking, counter, counters, counterspace, dirty dishes, dirty kitchen, disgusting, disgusting kitchen, filth, filthy, floor, floors, gross, gross cooking, gross kitchen, kitchen, kitchen mess, kitchens, making room, making space, mess, mess in the kitchen, messy, messy kitchen, new space, not clean, prep, preparation, room, unclean, weird kitchen, work, work space, working space | Leave a Comment »
Quick Tip: Indoor BBQ
Posted by remistevens on November 21, 2010
Cold Weather is here! Now that you’re all bringing your BBQs inside. . . . .I am not Anti-Propane, do not believe the hype. Burning propane gives off water and CO2, there is no danger. A grill however burns inefficiently. The carbon monoxide that can kill you comes from the burning of crud, and grease and chicken and such.
Jim Smetchland’s Rating: C-
“If only this was reality TV”
Posted in Cooking, Quick Tips | Tagged: bbq, bbqing, bizarre kitchen, clean, Cooking, cure, dirty dishes, dirty kitchen, disgusting, disgusting kitchen, filth, filthy, fire hazard, flame, flame cooking, flame grill, flame grilled, grill, grilling, gross, gross cooking, gross kitchen, indoor bbq, indoor grill, kitchen mess, lunch, mess, mess in the kitchen, messy, messy kitchen, not clean, open flame, unclean, weird kitchen, work | Leave a Comment »
Quick Tip: Keeping Ants
Posted by remistevens on November 13, 2010
If you have an excess of non-edible items on your floor, spray them with sugary liquid to soak and make them more palpable.
Jim Smetchland’s Rating: D
“This is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen”
Posted in Non-Cooking, Quick Tips | Tagged: bizarre kitchen, cheese, clean, cleaning, cleaning floor, cleaning floors, comedy, comedy cooking show, Cooking, dirty dishes, dirty kitchen, disgusting, disgusting kitchen, filth, filthy, floor, floors, gross, gross cooking, gross kitchen, kitchen mess, mess, mess in the kitchen, messy, messy kitchen, not clean, unclean, weird kitchen, work | Leave a Comment »
Full Episode: Pickled Lunch
Posted by remistevens on November 1, 2010
Everything you need for lunch in one place, you can even drink the brine as your beverage! Remi is glad to be back making full episodes again! Here’s a meal that’s packed to track! Pickled lunch: organize, consolidate, carry and consume!
Jim Smetchland’s Rating: B-
“Well, at least its back to cooking instead of all that other bullshit. Is that really how you pickle?”
“Also business is spelled wrong and the ratios given don’t make sense- 20 parts of salt!”
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Multi-Tasking
Posted by remistevens on December 16, 2009
Alright, I know some people preach this as the greatest upgrade in efficiency since the mechanical man. Multitasking is pretty fantastic, but its position in the hierarchy of efficiency must be considered. If you multi-task poorly, you risk doing a crappy job of any of your particular tasks. But more importantly, poor multitasking can interfere with your efficiency and lengthen the time it takes to finish.
Walking Vending Machines!
Not sure if the coke vending robot is real, but It makes sense to me that the first robot walking on the streets would be a vending machine. Either vending machines or meter maids, they’ve both been on the streets for years just waiting to get mobile.
Wait, multi-tasking. Example: You need to make a call, clean some dishes and make a pizza. The call will take 15min, the dishes will take 30mins and the pizza with preparation time will take 60min. So long as making the call and washing the dishes don’t cause you to spend more than 60min overall, multitasking is welcomed. The trick is to finish the time crucial elements of the longest task immediately as they come up. Prep and ovenize the pizza, wash the dishes during cooking, make the call during dishes, pull the pizza out to cool at the 55min mark, eat on schedule. Sure you’re switching gears and that’s inadvisable, but in the pizza scenario it can be done safely and responsibly. The idiot who finishes up the call and the dishes first realizes he’s still got to wait another hour until he eats!
Computer ‘multitasking‘, you’re checking email while listening to music and downloading 30 movies. But, a computer is only ever actually able to do one thing at a time, it just goes back and forth between tasks so fast you can’t tell. Multiple processor computers are multitasking i suppose, but each processor only ever handles a single string of ones and zeros. Its all just switches people, everything in the digital world is made up of switches no more complex than the one you use to turn on the bathroom light. The monitor asks the processor to flip 2 million switches so it can display a pic of a rose, the mouse is asking for 60000 bathroom switches to be thrown so a right click can be registered, it goes on and on. . . .The processor’s inbox is a scattered mess, but it still doesn’t ever flip more than a single switch at once. Computers do not multi-task, they just switch gears unbelievably fast and efficiently.
Human Multitasking; are you really multing your tasks? Isn’t every task really getting done in a new manner and therefore being something other than what you’d initially set out to do? I mean, if you were to multi-task trampolining with going to the toilet, the two tasks intercede and you end up with an entirely new behaviour that is more than the sum of the two. The term works, sure, you are doing ‘multiple’ things. Not only that, both of the initial objectives are completed, you really did both jump and poop. But be careful, the tasks themselves change when you multi-task. Getting it all over yourself isn’t a common objective for going to the bathroom, nor is this standard trampolining procedure. To ensure he’s doing what he set out to do, a good multi-tasker must differentiate good and bad combinations.
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