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    Posts Tagged ‘cheese’

    Dirty Laundry Dusting

    Posted by remistevens on February 7, 2011

    Really the title alone says it, but watch the video if you need. . . .

    Jim Smetchland’s Rating: B+

    “Not bad really! Its ecological, efficient, cheap and easy. I just couldn’t bring myself to give it an A cause Remi, I can’t imagine how dirty your laundry is and wouldn’t want it touching anything. Final line should have been ‘just be sure its not Remi’s laundry or your everything might end up smelling like garbage and puke!”

    Thanks to Grace for this great concept!

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    Garbage Can Coaching

    Posted by remistevens on January 10, 2011

    Motivational video to help get your waste management affairs in order.

    Jim Smetchland’s Rating: C
    “I think of the time and effort it took you to come up with and do this- not to mention filming and editing etc. . . .Why couldn’t you just take the fucking trash out?!?”

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    Hot Dog Spool

    Posted by remistevens on January 2, 2011

    Pushing the limits of edibility, FK is back with a new full episode. 6 hot dogs fast, very fast. At some point this was requested, so its got that going for it too!

    Jim Smetchland’s Rating: B
    “Looks like clever, not so clever, editing to me. I don’t think you really ate those dogs!”

    “This borders on useful” – Tamara

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    Quicktip: New Countertops!

    Posted by remistevens on November 29, 2010

    Home Remivations, quick and easy. New countertops anywhere just about anytime!

    Jim Smetchland’s Rating: C
    “You do realize the finite nature of your space right? This is only a temporary, ugh. . ., fix”

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    Quick Tip: Keeping Ants

    Posted by remistevens on November 13, 2010

    If you have an excess of non-edible items on your floor, spray them with sugary liquid to soak and make them more palpable.

    Jim Smetchland’s Rating: D
    “This is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen”

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    Full Episode: Pickled Lunch

    Posted by remistevens on November 1, 2010

    Everything you need for lunch in one place, you can even drink the brine as your beverage! Remi is glad to be back making full episodes again! Here’s a meal that’s packed to track! Pickled lunch: organize, consolidate, carry and consume!

    Jim Smetchland’s Rating: B-
    “Well, at least its back to cooking instead of all that other bullshit. Is that really how you pickle?”

    “Also business is spelled wrong and the ratios given don’t make sense- 20 parts of salt!”

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    Episode 2: Cheese and Macaroni

    Posted by remistevens on July 17, 2009

    ugh, gross. I remember this one really sucked. . . .but its food.

    Marcus asleep on a chair there somewhere, this was 4am-ish. Read the rest of this entry »

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    Episode 1: Pizza

    Posted by remistevens on July 17, 2009

    This was back in the old place. Its completely boarded up now defiantly still standing at Bathurst and Dupont, we left most of our stuff there after the fire, robbery, flood etc. . . . …

    I miss having a kitchen window i was allowed to throw garbage out of.

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