Formed out of necessity, filthy kitchen delivers the 1st of many coffee recipes.
Jim Smetchland A-
“Holy shit, that’s not bad!! A little gross but it works. . .I just go to the drive-through when the machine breaks”
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Kwik Koffee
Posted by remistevens on March 15, 2011
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Branded Steaks
Posted by remistevens on January 30, 2011
All this hot January weather! Remi takes it to the BBQ.
Jim Smetchland’s Rating: C
“This was clearly unsuccessful. Clever editing builds pseudo cooking competency, Martha would be proud!”
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Hot Dog Spool
Posted by remistevens on January 2, 2011
Pushing the limits of edibility, FK is back with a new full episode. 6 hot dogs fast, very fast. At some point this was requested, so its got that going for it too!
Jim Smetchland’s Rating: B
“Looks like clever, not so clever, editing to me. I don’t think you really ate those dogs!”
“This borders on useful” – Tamara
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Full Episode: Pickled Lunch
Posted by remistevens on November 1, 2010
Everything you need for lunch in one place, you can even drink the brine as your beverage! Remi is glad to be back making full episodes again! Here’s a meal that’s packed to track! Pickled lunch: organize, consolidate, carry and consume!
Jim Smetchland’s Rating: B-
“Well, at least its back to cooking instead of all that other bullshit. Is that really how you pickle?”
“Also business is spelled wrong and the ratios given don’t make sense- 20 parts of salt!”
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Episode 3: Hamburgers with Bacon
Posted by remistevens on August 10, 2009
Ah the new kitchen, beautiful. Hoping this one will last me a few show’s worth, but we’ll see.
Did you notice. The Onion was put back in the “fridge” using fingers that touched raw bacon. Luckily that onion rotted and was discarded. He’s full of shit.
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Episode 2: Cheese and Macaroni
Posted by remistevens on July 17, 2009
ugh, gross. I remember this one really sucked. . . .but its food.
Marcus asleep on a chair there somewhere, this was 4am-ish. Read the rest of this entry »
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