Remi reviews the best spray cleaning products.
Cameo Alert! This FK video has some Craig!
Jim Smetchlands Rating: F
“huh!?!…..Ugck!”
Archive for the ‘Quick Tips’ Category
Spray Cleaner
Posted by remistevens on February 24, 2011
Posted in Non-Cooking, Quick Tips | Tagged: clean, Cleaner, cleaning, cleaning house, cleaning kitchens, cleanup, home clean, home cleaning, kitchen clean, kitchen cleaner, kitchen cleaning, spray, spray bottle, spray bottle cleaner, spray bottle cleaners | 4 Comments »
Dirty Laundry Dusting
Posted by remistevens on February 7, 2011
Really the title alone says it, but watch the video if you need. . . .
Jim Smetchland’s Rating: B+
“Not bad really! Its ecological, efficient, cheap and easy. I just couldn’t bring myself to give it an A cause Remi, I can’t imagine how dirty your laundry is and wouldn’t want it touching anything. Final line should have been ‘just be sure its not Remi’s laundry or your everything might end up smelling like garbage and puke!”
Thanks to Grace for this great concept!
Posted in Non-Cooking, Quick Tips | Tagged: bizarre kitchen, cheese, clean, cleaning, Cooking, dirt, dirty, dirty dishes, dirty kitchen, dirty laundry, disgusting, disgusting kitchen, dust, dust bunnies, duster, dusters, dusting, filth, filthy, gross, gross cooking, gross kitchen, kitchen mess, laundry, mess, mess in the kitchen, messy, messy kitchen, not clean, unclean, weird kitchen, work | Leave a Comment »
Garbage Can Coaching
Posted by remistevens on January 10, 2011
Motivational video to help get your waste management affairs in order.
Jim Smetchland’s Rating: C
“I think of the time and effort it took you to come up with and do this- not to mention filming and editing etc. . . .Why couldn’t you just take the fucking trash out?!?”
Posted in Non-Cooking, Quick Tips | Tagged: bizarre kitchen, chair, cheese, clean, Cooking, dirty kitchen, disgusting, disgusting kitchen, filth, filthy, funny, funny home, garbage, gross, gross cooking, gross kitchen, home, kitchen mess, mess, mess in the kitchen, messy, messy kitchen, not clean, tips, unclean, waste management, waste management solutions, waste solutions, weird kitchen | Leave a Comment »
Quicktip: New Countertops!
Posted by remistevens on November 29, 2010
Home Remivations, quick and easy. New countertops anywhere just about anytime!
Jim Smetchland’s Rating: C
“You do realize the finite nature of your space right? This is only a temporary, ugh. . ., fix”
Posted in Non-Cooking, Quick Tips | Tagged: bizarre kitchen, cheese, clean, cleaning, comedy, comedy cooking show, Cooking, counter, counters, counterspace, dirty dishes, dirty kitchen, disgusting, disgusting kitchen, filth, filthy, floor, floors, gross, gross cooking, gross kitchen, kitchen, kitchen mess, kitchens, making room, making space, mess, mess in the kitchen, messy, messy kitchen, new space, not clean, prep, preparation, room, unclean, weird kitchen, work, work space, working space | Leave a Comment »
Quick Tip: Indoor BBQ
Posted by remistevens on November 21, 2010
Cold Weather is here! Now that you’re all bringing your BBQs inside. . . . .I am not Anti-Propane, do not believe the hype. Burning propane gives off water and CO2, there is no danger. A grill however burns inefficiently. The carbon monoxide that can kill you comes from the burning of crud, and grease and chicken and such.
Jim Smetchland’s Rating: C-
“If only this was reality TV”
Posted in Cooking, Quick Tips | Tagged: bbq, bbqing, bizarre kitchen, clean, Cooking, cure, dirty dishes, dirty kitchen, disgusting, disgusting kitchen, filth, filthy, fire hazard, flame, flame cooking, flame grill, flame grilled, grill, grilling, gross, gross cooking, gross kitchen, indoor bbq, indoor grill, kitchen mess, lunch, mess, mess in the kitchen, messy, messy kitchen, not clean, open flame, unclean, weird kitchen, work | Leave a Comment »
Quick Tip: Keeping Ants
Posted by remistevens on November 13, 2010
If you have an excess of non-edible items on your floor, spray them with sugary liquid to soak and make them more palpable.
Jim Smetchland’s Rating: D
“This is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen”
Posted in Non-Cooking, Quick Tips | Tagged: bizarre kitchen, cheese, clean, cleaning, cleaning floor, cleaning floors, comedy, comedy cooking show, Cooking, dirty dishes, dirty kitchen, disgusting, disgusting kitchen, filth, filthy, floor, floors, gross, gross cooking, gross kitchen, kitchen mess, mess, mess in the kitchen, messy, messy kitchen, not clean, unclean, weird kitchen, work | Leave a Comment »
Tech Tip: Monitor Enhancement
Posted by remistevens on October 3, 2010
With this quick technique, you can get a bigger display and a more worthwhile computer experience. Similar to overclocking your processor, this monitor upgrade is a %100 external repair.
Jim Smetchland Rating D
“Pull it closer, seriously? Yea, i guess that works”
Special Thanks to Mark Lojewski! Viewer suggestions are the lifeblood of the creative industry.
Posted in Quick Tips, Tech Tips | Tagged: big screen, bolg, cleaning, clutter, cluttered, electronic, electronic music, electronica, filthy kitchen, free electronica, free instrumental, free instrumentals, free music, free soundtrack music, free streaming, free weird music, funny clip, funny clips, funny vid, funny video, funny videos, hoarder, hoarders, instrumental music, junk, lots of junk, mess, messy, messy apartment, monitor, music, odd music, remi, Remi stevens, remi stevens blog, screen, soundtrack music, streaming, the filthy kitchen, trash, tv | Leave a Comment »
Quick Tip: Light Speed Clean
Posted by remistevens on February 5, 2010
Hi Everybody! Been getting some really funny comments and commentary over on the Filthy Kitchen Youtube Channel, have a look!
If cleanliness is next to godliness and that’s somewhere you want to be, just follow Remi Stevens advice. In this tip, Remi illustrates a quick and easy method to virtually eliminate mess with zero effort.
Manager Jim Smetchland’s Rating: D-
“Turning of the lights, really? Is that all you’ve got for us this time? I mean, we know how to turn off lights- why does there need to be an instructional video? Sometimes I’m ashamed to be associated with this project. . . .”
YouTube Commentary:
“I tried this, but fell and cut my elbow. How do I clean up all the blood/stop the bleeding?”
- pookiehohn
“I just don’t get it…at night this works fine but at day it does nothing….totally bizarre…”
- EVHisgodyoumuppet
Posted in Non-Cooking, Quick Tips | Tagged: cleaning, clutter, cluttered, funny clip, funny clips, funny vid, funny video, funny videos, hoarder, hoarders, junk, lots of junk, mess, messy, messy apartment, trash | Leave a Comment »
Quick Tip: Strata Theory
Posted by remistevens on January 27, 2010
As a champion of the filthy lifestyle, Remi Stevens has developed strategies to help you navigate and identify patterns in your own debris. This quick tip departs a scientific approach that will drastically reduce search times when looking for lost items.
Jim Smetchland’s Rating: D+
“Here’s a quick tip, clean the place and you’ll find everything. How was this useful? Shortest vid ever! The only thing that saved you was the attempt at political commentary- burning oil fields. Not sure of the relevance though. . . .”
Posted in Non-Cooking, Quick Tips | Tagged: cleaning, clutter, cluttered, funny clip, funny clips, funny vid, funny video, funny videos, hoarder, hoarders, junk, lots of junk, mess, messy, messy apartment, trash | Leave a Comment »
Garbage Bag Chair: Quick Tip
Posted by remistevens on January 21, 2010
Whether you’re a home owner, renter or squatter, furnishings are more than just a status symbol, they are a daily source of comfort and relaxation. By following Remi’s simple demonstration, an unused corner will not only become a practical seating niche, but your living quarters will be cleaned in the process.
For a more experimental look, try using a clear garbage bag.
Jim Smetchland’s Rating: C
“Just because you sit on it, doesn’t mean its a chair. . . . Is that a butt crack?”
Posted in Non-Cooking, Quick Tips | Tagged: bag, bags, bean bag, bean bag chair, chair, comforatable chair, comfortable chair, comfy, comfy chair, funny, funny home, garbage, home, home made, home made chair, lounge chair, tips, waste management, waste management solutions, waste solutions | 1 Comment »
