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Manual E-Reader

Posted by remistevens on March 23, 2011

They’re charging nearly the same price for e-books as they are for real books. Cut out the middle man, and gorge on the savings!

Jim Smetchland Rating: D-
“Still associated with this show, Jim Smetchland needs a drink”

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Higher Fidelity

Posted by remistevens on March 4, 2011

Turn your high-fi into an even higher one! Don’t waste money on a home theatre system.

Jim Smetchlands Rating: F
“You know, there are times when i think you’re being serious. But come on, this can’t be for real?!”

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Spray Cleaner

Posted by remistevens on February 24, 2011

Remi reviews the best spray cleaning products.

Cameo Alert! This FK video has some Craig!

Jim Smetchlands Rating: F
“huh!?!…..Ugck!”

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Dirty Laundry Dusting

Posted by remistevens on February 7, 2011

Really the title alone says it, but watch the video if you need. . . .

Jim Smetchland’s Rating: B+

“Not bad really! Its ecological, efficient, cheap and easy. I just couldn’t bring myself to give it an A cause Remi, I can’t imagine how dirty your laundry is and wouldn’t want it touching anything. Final line should have been ‘just be sure its not Remi’s laundry or your everything might end up smelling like garbage and puke!”

Thanks to Grace for this great concept!

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The New Remi Stevens Store!!!

Posted by remistevens on January 22, 2011

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It was a lot of work, but the new store is finally available! I’ve ordered some of the gear myself, it arrived fast and looks great. Over time new items will be added as well, particularly there will be more shirts with “clever” sayings from The Filthy Kitchen. Have a look!

and the button:

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Garbage Can Coaching

Posted by remistevens on January 10, 2011

Motivational video to help get your waste management affairs in order.

Jim Smetchland’s Rating: C
“I think of the time and effort it took you to come up with and do this- not to mention filming and editing etc. . . .Why couldn’t you just take the fucking trash out?!?”

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Quicktip: New Countertops!

Posted by remistevens on November 29, 2010

Home Remivations, quick and easy. New countertops anywhere just about anytime!

Jim Smetchland’s Rating: C
“You do realize the finite nature of your space right? This is only a temporary, ugh. . ., fix”

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Quick Tip: Keeping Ants

Posted by remistevens on November 13, 2010

If you have an excess of non-edible items on your floor, spray them with sugary liquid to soak and make them more palpable.

Jim Smetchland’s Rating: D
“This is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen”

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Tech Tips – Tethering

Posted by remistevens on October 1, 2010

Filthy Kitchen is Back!!! With a whole new set of somewhat useful instructional videos featuring mild entertainment. Remi’s been spending a lot of time behind the controls at Mess Of Wires Sudios lately- part of the downsizing and budget reducing. Boney the steve is now the in house chef, accountant and chauffeur. The gold records are now being used as dinner plates. . . . These Tech Tips are are great for everybody who works with technology and its applications.

Manager Jim Smetchland’s Rating: D-
“Hey, I liked it, I just don’t know why I’ve had to wait so fucking long to see a new video!”

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Quick Tip: Light Speed Clean

Posted by remistevens on February 5, 2010

Hi Everybody! Been getting some really funny comments and commentary over on the Filthy Kitchen Youtube Channel, have a look!

If cleanliness is next to godliness and that’s somewhere you want to be, just follow Remi Stevens advice. In this tip, Remi illustrates a quick and easy method to virtually eliminate mess with zero effort.

Manager Jim Smetchland’s Rating: D-
“Turning of the lights, really? Is that all you’ve got for us this time? I mean, we know how to turn off lights- why does there need to be an instructional video? Sometimes I’m ashamed to be associated with this project. . . .”

YouTube Commentary:
“I tried this, but fell and cut my elbow. How do I clean up all the blood/stop the bleeding?”
- pookiehohn
“I just don’t get it…at night this works fine but at day it does nothing….totally bizarre…”
- EVHisgodyoumuppet

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