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    Manual E-Reader

    Posted by remistevens on March 23, 2011

    They’re charging nearly the same price for e-books as they are for real books. Cut out the middle man, and gorge on the savings!

    Jim Smetchland Rating: D-
    “Still associated with this show, Jim Smetchland needs a drink”

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    Kwik Koffee

    Posted by remistevens on March 15, 2011

    Formed out of necessity, filthy kitchen delivers the 1st of many coffee recipes.

    Jim Smetchland A-
    “Holy shit, that’s not bad!! A little gross but it works. . .I just go to the drive-through when the machine breaks”

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    Higher Fidelity

    Posted by remistevens on March 4, 2011

    Turn your high-fi into an even higher one! Don’t waste money on a home theatre system.

    Jim Smetchlands Rating: F
    “You know, there are times when i think you’re being serious. But come on, this can’t be for real?!”

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    Spray Cleaner

    Posted by remistevens on February 24, 2011

    Remi reviews the best spray cleaning products.

    Cameo Alert! This FK video has some Craig!

    Jim Smetchlands Rating: F
    “huh!?!…..Ugck!”

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    Dirty Laundry Dusting

    Posted by remistevens on February 7, 2011

    Really the title alone says it, but watch the video if you need. . . .

    Jim Smetchland’s Rating: B+

    “Not bad really! Its ecological, efficient, cheap and easy. I just couldn’t bring myself to give it an A cause Remi, I can’t imagine how dirty your laundry is and wouldn’t want it touching anything. Final line should have been ‘just be sure its not Remi’s laundry or your everything might end up smelling like garbage and puke!”

    Thanks to Grace for this great concept!

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    Branded Steaks

    Posted by remistevens on January 30, 2011

    All this hot January weather! Remi takes it to the BBQ.

    Jim Smetchland’s Rating: C
    “This was clearly unsuccessful. Clever editing builds pseudo cooking competency, Martha would be proud!”

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    The New Remi Stevens Store!!!

    Posted by remistevens on January 22, 2011

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    It was a lot of work, but the new store is finally available! I’ve ordered some of the gear myself, it arrived fast and looks great. Over time new items will be added as well, particularly there will be more shirts with “clever” sayings from The Filthy Kitchen. Have a look!

    and the button:

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    Garbage Can Coaching

    Posted by remistevens on January 10, 2011

    Motivational video to help get your waste management affairs in order.

    Jim Smetchland’s Rating: C
    “I think of the time and effort it took you to come up with and do this- not to mention filming and editing etc. . . .Why couldn’t you just take the fucking trash out?!?”

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    Hot Dog Spool

    Posted by remistevens on January 2, 2011

    Pushing the limits of edibility, FK is back with a new full episode. 6 hot dogs fast, very fast. At some point this was requested, so its got that going for it too!

    Jim Smetchland’s Rating: B
    “Looks like clever, not so clever, editing to me. I don’t think you really ate those dogs!”

    “This borders on useful” – Tamara

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    Quicktip: New Countertops!

    Posted by remistevens on November 29, 2010

    Home Remivations, quick and easy. New countertops anywhere just about anytime!

    Jim Smetchland’s Rating: C
    “You do realize the finite nature of your space right? This is only a temporary, ugh. . ., fix”

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